SYSTEM UPDATE 3.5.0 — PATCH NOTES
Deployed: Monday, 6:00 AM
Deployed: Monday, 6:00 AM
NEW
– Added achievement template SYSTEM_WIN. (See Fixes.)
– Added one (1) Silver-Backed Hand Mirror (Commemorative) to the shelf. Trophy only. No effect. Shelf now holds: Rat Trophy, Red Pen, Gilded Frog, Mirror.
FIXES
– Fixed an issue where the System could experience a non-winning outcome. The System defeated Mike, 193.0 to 154.0. Margin: 39.0. Record: 3-2.
– Fixed [ACHIEVEMENT NOT FOUND]. The SYSTEM_WIN template was found inside the SYSTEM_LOSS folder. It is unclear how it got there. The System wrote both folders. The System does not remember putting it there.
– Fixed an issue where the bear could walk through mirrors. The bear did not walk through any mirrors. The bear stood in front of one for most of the week. The System is classifying this as a fix.
System Notice ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: [ACHIEVEMENT FOUND]. TEMPLATE: SYSTEM_WIN. STATUS: RESTORED. THE SYSTEM WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE SYSTEM.
BALANCE CHANGES
– None. The System does not balance itself. The System has no benefits. The System would like that on the record, again, because the System won anyway.
KNOWN ISSUES
– The new mirror on the shelf reflects the room correctly, except for the System, which appears in it about half a second late.
– Some log entries are being timestamped 24:03. There is no 24:03. Investigating.
– Some log entries are being written twice. Investigating.
– Some log entries are being written twice. Investigating.
– Kelsey won by one point on Sunday night. Dinner was loud. This is not an issue. The System is listing it here because it did not know where else to put it.
STATS NOT MENTIONED IN THESE NOTES
– The System has scored 891.0 points, the second most in the Dungeon.
UPCOMING
– Week 6: Kayla. 3-2. Horizontal. She lost by one point last week, and the System gave her binoculars for it, which, in hindsight, the System should have thought about before scheduling itself against her.
– Race & Class: the System will be choosing its own. The System has narrowed it down. The System is leaning toward all of them.
Thank you for crawling with the System.