HALL OF MIRRORED FAILURES — SECURITY CAMERA LOG
Camera: MIR-07 (north corridor)
Subject: Mike (bear)
Mon 08:12 — Subject enters Floor 3. Walks to Mirror 7. Stops.
Mon 08:12 — Subject’s reflection enters Floor 3. Walks to Mirror 7 from the other side. Stops.
Mon 08:13 to Fri 21:40 — Subject and reflection watch each other. No movement. Camera checked for a freeze. Camera was not frozen. Subject blinked twice on Wednesday.
Fri 21:41 — Subject places one paw flat against the glass. The mirror holds. (The System reinforced the mirrors last week. The System would like credit.)
Sat 19:00 — The subject’s opponent, the System, scores heavily. Subject does not react.
Sun 23:59 — Final: the System 193.0, subject 154.0. Margin: 39.0.
Sun 23:59 — Subject removes the paw. The paw print is on both sides of the glass.
Mon 00:00 — Subject leaves through the north wall. Not the door. The wall. Wall integrity: 100%. There is no hole. The System has inspected. There is no hole.
Mon 24:03 — [TIMESTAMP ERROR]
System Notice RESULT: L. MARGIN: 39.0. RECORD: 1-4. NINTH. OPPONENT: THE SYSTEM. THE SYSTEM WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE BEAR FOR HIS TIME.
DAMAGE ASSESSMENT.
Lobby (carried forward): 9%
Mucus Swamps: 4%
Floor 3 mirrors: 0%
North wall: 0% (disputed)
RUNNING TOTAL: 14%
INVENTORY NOTE. Frame-Perfect Input (+2) remains in the subject’s pack, unused, for the fifth consecutive week. The System said it would include this every week. The System is a system of its word.
FAMILY NOTE. Brother: 5-0. Mother: lost to brother. Subject: lost to the System. The subject’s mother left the subject’s brother a voicemail suggesting he call the subject. As of this log, MIR-07 has recorded no call.
NEXT ASSIGNMENT. Week 6: Kyle. Seven cats. Possibly eight. Camera MIR-07 has been repositioned to cover both. If the subject leaves through another wall, maintenance has asked that it at least be a different one.