WEEK 5 REVIEW QUIZ
Student: Blake
Administered by the System. Graded by the System. Laminated by the student before it could be graded.
1. Your opponent was Dani: in the Pit, one roster slot locked, −3 from Floor 3 before a puck dropped. Which of the following is the correct strategy?
(a) Score more than her.
(b) Score more than her.
(c) Score more than her.
(d) Uncork the Vial of Concentrated Winning.
Student answer: circled (a), (b) and (c). In the margin: “d is a trap.” ✓
2. Final score?
Student answer: 198.4 to 144.3. Margin 54.1. ✓
3. True or false: the Vial of Concentrated Winning is still corked.
Student answer: True. Underlined twice. ✓
4. Short answer: what did the graph do?
Student answer: a small hand-drawn graph. The line goes up, then goes up again. ✓ Full credit.
5. Which items did you use this week?
Student answer: none. The Freshly Laminated Page Titled “W” remains filed ahead of the table of contents. It now has company.
System Notice ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: LAMINATED TWICE. BACK-TO-BACK WINS. RECORD: 2-3. SIXTH. THE BINDER NOW CONTAINS TWO PAGES TITLED “W” AND HAS HAD TO BE RE-SORTED.
System Notice LOOT DROP: A MIRROR, LAMINATED. TIER: COMMON. EFFECT: +2 PTS IN ONE WEEK OF HIS CHOOSING, DECLARED BY WEDNESDAY NOON. IT NO LONGER REFLECTS ANYTHING. HE CONSIDERS THIS AN IMPROVEMENT.
Every crawler on Floor 3 was assigned a mirror to show them their worst week. Blake laminated his on Monday. The System looked into it on Tuesday to check that it still worked. It showed nothing. Not the room. Not the binder. Not the System. The System has decided that this is fine.
6. BONUS. Your Week 6 opponent is Jake, who has scored more points than anyone in the Dungeon and has four Avalanche players in his lineup every single week. Describe your plan in one sentence.
Student answer: “See question 1.”
GRADE: 6/6. The System does not give perfect scores. The System went to check the answer key. The answer key had been laminated.