LOST & FOUND — HALL OF MIRRORED FAILURES
Board: Floor 3, beside Mirror 10
Posted by: the System
FOUND: one gray cat.
Located Monday, sitting in front of Mirror 10, facing it. Has not moved since. Does not appear to belong to any crawler. The System suspects the owner is Kyle. Kyle has not confirmed. Kyle counted seven cats at home this morning. Kyle also counted seven at home last Monday, before Thursday.
LOST: 87.3 points.
Last seen Sunday night, somewhere between Kyle (122.4) and Jake (209.7). Largest margin of the week. Reward for return: none. The System has checked. Points do not come back.
System Notice RESULT: L. MARGIN: 87.3. RECORD: 2-3. SEVENTH. OPPONENT’S AVALANCHE PLAYERS: 4. KYLE’S CATS: 7 (8).
NOT LOST: Bait Bucket of Questionable Cheese (+2), A Lint Roller, Overwhelmed (+2).
Both still in his possession. Both unused. A smell has been reported from the hallway. The System is not saying which item it is coming from. The System knows.
FOUND: one photograph, face down.
Slipped under the board sometime Wednesday night. The System has not turned it over. If it is the photograph the amendment is about, it was not submitted through the proper channel, and the System does not accept photographs found on a lost-and-found board. If it is another photograph of the gray cat, it is a duplicate. Either way, it does not count. The System checked whether it counts. It does not count.
NOTICE. Mirror 10 is reported to show eight cats whenever Kyle stands in front of it. Kyle owns seven. The System went and stood in front of Mirror 10 to check. The System saw eight cats. The System did not see the System.
WEEK 6. Mike. The bear. If he leaves through the wall beside this board, please do not post the wall as lost.