INCIDENT REPORT — FLOOR 2, WEEK 4
Filed by: The System
Subject: Mike
Category: Structural / Furniture
SUMMARY. Subject was matched against Kayla, who had installed a couch on the only dry ground on Floor 2. The System predicted subject would treat the couch as a door. Subject did not. Subject sat on it.
DAMAGE ASSESSMENT.
Lobby (carried forward): 9%
Mucus Swamps, Week 3: 4%
Mucus Swamps, Week 4: 0%
Couch: 0%
RUNNING TOTAL: 14%
SCORE. 172.7. Subject’s best week of the season, forty-two points better than Groundhog Week. The System checked whether this was the same week again. It was not.
RESULT. L, to 190.9. Margin: 18.2. Record: 1-3. Ninth.
WITNESS STATEMENTS.
Kayla: “He was fine.”
Subject: none provided. Subject is a bear.
CONTRIBUTING FACTORS.
Opponent scored more.
Frame-Perfect Input (+2) remains in subject’s pack, unused, for the fourth consecutive week. It would not have closed an 18.2 gap. The System includes it anyway. The System will include it every week until it is used.
ADDITIONAL NOTES. Subject’s mother lost by ninety-three this week. Subject’s brother is undefeated. Subject has been informed of both. Resting heart rate at the start of the week: 52. At the end of the week: 52.
RECOMMENDED ACTION. Use the input, Mike.
NEXT ASSIGNMENT. Week 5: the System. Me.
Floor 3 has mirrors. The System has reinforced them. The System has not yet determined whether a bear can walk through a mirror, and would prefer not to find out on its own floor.