Week 2 is processed. The Lobby of False Promises has closed its doors. Most of them. One of them was removed by a bear.

Results

Standings

Matt leads the Dungeon. Matt has not flipped the coin. Both of these statements are true. The Ring has filed a second complaint.

Loot Drops

Every matchup winner receives one Common item: +2 pts in one week of your choosing, declared to the Commissioner by Wednesday noon. Inventories are visible in the Crawler Companion.

Reminder: nobody has used a single item yet. Not one. A pile of unspent items across the Dungeon, and a Vial of Concentrated Winning that has been corked since July. The System is not hinting. The System is stating.

Achievements

Floor 1 Report

The Lobby kept its one honest promise. Three crawlers had a skater finish Week 2 in the negative, and all three were zeroed out: Kayla (+2.4), Jake (+1.4), Vicky (+0.5). These are already included in the scores above. No matchup changed hands.

Floor 2 — The Mucus Swamps of Mild Inconvenience (Weeks 3–4)

Any crawler who sets their full lineup by Thursday lock earns +2 pts. Any crawler who leaves an empty roster slot loses 2 pts. It is mild. It is inconvenient. It is, as the name suggests, a swamp.

Week 3 Matchups

The Pit

The Pit opens in Week 4. Whoever sits last in the standings when Week 3 ends goes in first. Right now that is Dani, by eleven points over Blake, and Vicky is only out of the conversation because she has scored more points than almost anyone. All three of you are 0-2.

Week 3 is your chance to climb. The Pit does not hold grudges. It simply waits.

See you in the swamp.

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SYSTEM MESSAGE
▲ Achievement Unlocked
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▼ Claim Code
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Corrupted Achievement Log
0 / 5 fragments recovered
Seal the log ✕